BRONCOLO'S AND BADASSES MOON THE FIELD.
....in an ugly ass week.
It only took three weeks to create a logjam, but the Broncolo's and The Badasses can breathe easy, one game clear as an intense squabble goes on behind them.
One week after complaining about "not getting enough love" for leading the championship, Coach Mike of "Every Given Sunday" bore the brunt of the Badass assault, leaving a bad smell behind as they won 128 - 78.
The other sore ass before this week started was Coach Mookie. Beaten down in the first two weeks of the season by less than a point, there was partial redemption for him this weekend as he showed that he could loose by larger margins, the Green Beans smacking him 111-101.
The 1-1 Reapers, continue to be a "boogie" for the second year against the Taipans, thumping them 120 - 45. Not even the Reapers expected to spank the Taipans ass, as they heavily backed the opposition at Neal's Pearland Casino. "We expected to be rich losers, not broke winners."
After fleeing across the country, Coach McBee decided to start WR Pierre Garcon, even though McBee left him at the Wild Boston Terriers clubhouse. "So rip me a new ass," McBee answered to the media during the game. And the Mudville Nine did 98-91, and dropping the Terriers to 0-3.
In the thriller of the weekend, the 2-0 Broncolo's took on the 1-1 Ded Poets. The Broncolo's had 112 points by Sunday night but had to wait out until the Ded Poets RB Matt Forte, and WR Greg Jennings and Johnny Knox finished penalizing each other at Soldier Field, before winning by 15 yards....I mean points.
After surprise loses in earlier rounds, both the Dragons and the Nighthawks posted 30 point wins respectively over the South West Rockets and the Takky Glue. In so doing, the Dragons and Nighthawks created a five way tie within the Surface Skimmers division. With two more from teams from the Sub Simmers division also 2-1, it's getting crowded approaching quarter way through the season. However, the feature game next week will be the battle of undefeated, when the Brocolo's host the Badasses.
Each week, the Associated Subsim Writers (ASW) will nominated their Most Valuable Torpedo (MVT) of the week, the single player who proved decisive in their teams performance.
In Week Three, it was hard to go past 160 rushing yards, 2 rushing TD's and 5 receptions for 30 yards as an outstanding performance. The Associated Subsim Writers are pleased to present Adrian Peterson of the BP Badasses, the Week Three MVT.
