Why No Smokers?
Why is my crew a bunch of health fanatics? I see bananas and grade 'A' quality beef hanging from the roof in the galley, even after months on patrol. WHERE IS THE ROT? Why don't my crew members light a friggn cigarette every now and then to relieve the stress of these long voyages? This is 1939 for God's sake, everyone and their momma smokes? :|\
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