I saw a poster at least twenty years ago with most of those and more, titled
Murphy's Laws Of Combat.
Old stuff, unquestionably written as a joke (though like most things Murphy-related, funny because there's a grain of truth there).
[edit] Oh here, I'll make it easy for you:
http://www.military-quotes.com/murphy.htm
There are dozens more pages like that one - it just had more of them than most.