Well this thread is well handled! I don't need to be here....
Did you hear about the time in the future where Vladimir Putin, Tony Blair and George Bush Jr all go to hell? For some ridiculously implausible reason nobody needs to remember they all have to call home to warn of an impending disaster. Blair calls the UK for five minutes and the devil says "That'll be one million dollars (or equivalent)." Blair pays.
Putin calls Russia for five minute and pays his one million.
Bush calls Washington and the devil wants a half dollar. The other two are outraged. Why did you charge Bush so much less. "It's a local call."
Badda Booomph.
That's my contribution to this already well-handled thread.