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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk
 Welcome to his real life Grand Torino Clint Eastwood movie. There will be a house for sale in Nassau County real soon. To think that is were I was born. Glad I left town in 73. |
Imagine the real estate pitch.
'As you can see, the property boasts three bedrooms, 2 1/2 baths, an attached two-car garage, lovely southern exposure and a free-standing basement wine rack that was constructed by the previous owner just before he was run out of town by an international drug cartel that operates in the neighborhood.'