9 June 1944
DEAD!
Went to look at the fishy and then the fishy eat the whole ship in one bite.
I asked my NA for the weather and he said it was raining hegdehogs

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After that I got rammed by a destroyer

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I was going to attack a merchant when I remembered we left the torpedeos and the bow torpedeo bay at home.
3 weeks out to sea my watch officer confessed that he was blind.
I installed solar panels on my uboat to cut electrical bills.
The radar warning on the end of the snorkel can also get free HBO

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Thats about where I'm up too.