I was perusing on eBay when some how I stumbled on this bid for SH5, I looked it over and it is certainly genuine, since you have a key and can register online and the seller was reputable with 100% positive feedback. Now I had a laugh and thought I'd place a bid on it for $5, it also had postage for $7, but never once did I think I would win it at this price, bidding was to end in the early hours of the morning (around 5.30 am), next day I checked the emails to find I had won it for US $10.23, AU $11.50 delivered (by registered mail no less)!
Well UBI didn't make much profit from me!!

but now the "
I'll never buy SH5 crowd" is going to have a field day with me!

My God, what have I done!!