Dowly, you little maggot! You're always bringing up garbage like this! You puke! You wouldn't know a cospiracy if it bagged your mother! Get this through your whiny little ferret brain - there is no conspiracy! If you mention 'conspiracy' again I will personally come to your useless little country and make ferret stew for my dinner! Do you understand me, you jackwagon!
Sorry, just got through watching the 'Full Metal Disney' link, and I'm still recovering.
But the reality?
George Washington was a Freemason. Benjamin Franklin replaced Voltaire as the leader of all Masonry in France.
Cover-up?