^^ lmao
hmm straining? surely a better diet is better for ease of ahem, 'motions' than some 150 quid gadget to make the business of passing richards more like squatting behind a bush?
I can see a fatal flaw in this 'labour saving device' - has no-one thought of the monumental proportions of the 'splash-back' from such dizzying heights above the calm waves of the porcelain littorals?
No thanks chum.