Well,
Getting into my 50's?
I'm not losing hair on my head.
It just grows in different places now I've found.
When 27?
I had no hair growing out my nose.
Now I do!

I had no hair growing out my ears.
Now I look like something out of Star Wars if I don't pluck the hairs!

At 27?
I had a forehead.
Now I have a sevenhead!
I'm thinking my ponytail is pulling my hairline back?