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Ishmael · 08-16-10, 01:30 AM

This is how we solve the North Korean problem. Since King Kim II is the King of the only Communist Monarchy and is grooming his #3 son to be King Kim III, here's what we do.

We make a big crown out of Brass with REALLY high crown points topped by Red Stars and hammers and sickles. We place the crown in a box with the following:

1. A letter Hailing King Kim II as King of the Communists.

2. A copy of Das Kapital with the passages about Monarchies highlighted.

3.A diagram of my plan to disinter the bodies of all the old, dead communists, shipping the corpses TO North Korea and hooking them up to electrical generators so they could power the nation while they SPIN IN THEIR GRAVES.

We ship the box to King Kim in care of the North Korean Army general staff with a note TO the Staff that says,

"King of the Commies? REALLY?"

08-16-10, 01:30 AM	#5
Ishmael Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Morro Bay, Ca. Posts: 659 Downloads: 79 Uploads: 0	What we need to do about North Korea This is how we solve the North Korean problem. Since King Kim II is the King of the only Communist Monarchy and is grooming his #3 son to be King Kim III, here's what we do. We make a big crown out of Brass with REALLY high crown points topped by Red Stars and hammers and sickles. We place the crown in a box with the following: 1. A letter Hailing King Kim II as King of the Communists. 2. A copy of Das Kapital with the passages about Monarchies highlighted. 3.A diagram of my plan to disinter the bodies of all the old, dead communists, shipping the corpses TO North Korea and hooking them up to electrical generators so they could power the nation while they SPIN IN THEIR GRAVES. We ship the box to King Kim in care of the North Korean Army general staff with a note TO the Staff that says, "King of the Commies? REALLY?"