Let them eat cake-pie. Or pie-cake. Or whatever. I prefer cake that conceals a scantily-clad female performer inside.
If you want a real surprise, go try a British cake or pie. The British have a long tradition of making foods sound much more appetizing, nay, fit for human consumption than they actually are, and desserts are no exception. The British, famous for twisting the English language, originally developed the practice as a way to continue fighting the Germans when British positions were overrun:
Enjoying that "Pudding", meine freund?