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Originally Posted by Platapus
I agree. Whenever a country like North Korea successfully tests a nuclear device (not saying that North Korea has yet), The President of the United States needs to meet with them (or communicate with them) the following
Welcome to the Nuclear Club. Now that you possess nuclear weapons, you are a potential threat to the United States and our allies. Mind you that I am not saying that you are a threat, only with due to your nuclear weapons, you are a potential threat.
That being said, I am informing you that I have re-targeted sufficient numbers of our nuclear weapons to destroy your country completely. If you use a nuclear weapon in an offensive manner, we will destroy your entire country.
Welcome to the Nuclear Club. With great weapons, comes great responsibilities.... and great consequences.
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I wouldn't say that. I'd say "What's up, guys? Welcome to the club! Congrats on your nukes. How would you like preferential trade status? From us according to our abilities, to you according to your needs, eh comrade? By the way, have you noticed those decidedly anti-communist Islamic countries? I don't like the looks of those theocratic bourgeois one bit. I do believe they want to convert the working class into some kind of religious serfdom. What absolute rotters! Perhaps we should help liberate the oppressed proletariat."
Then we sit back and watch the fireworks.