yeah i would like too see a full interactive movie of "das boot "where we can roam the seven seas destroying everthing in sight a bit like a hollywood film you could say :rotfl: and when i come home instead of being blown too bits by the allied aircraft :rotfl: we get too bed every woman in port :hmm: how else are we gonna catch them crabs
and then we sail the seven seas again destroying everthing in sight :rotfl: until we use all our torps , only too return with nothing but them crabs
get some medals get drunk bed some more maidens and go back to sea by then :hmm: you will need a new chief because hes divorced he give his misses the crabs
a new diesel engineer because johnan has stolen the captains luger and shot himself in the head :rotfl: and then we go too america to plant spies all along the east coast who in turn steal the plans for the atom bomb and set sail for japan
while in the paccific we train dolphins to carry mines
flipper gets an iron cross and becomes one of hitlers most trusted advisors for single handedly wipeing out half the american fleet in pearl harbour donitz is gutted :rotfl: and on the way we dump that nazi first officer back in south america where he belongs with the boys from brazil but the war does not end because them silly japs have blown themselves up with the atomic bomb :rotfl: and we got the first nuclear subs
so its on too australia where we flatten it with a couple off polaris missiles :rotfl: now lets head for home
krauchbaum jumped ship in tibet and become a buddist monk :rotfl: by the time we arrive home half the crew have jumped ship
in singapore and got married too the lady boys ,we stop in dubai and meet up with thompson and his new liver he has opened up his own bar :rotfl: none alcoholic of course :hmm: what happened too the journalist we aint seen him since we went under the south pole :rotfl: he must have got eaten by a polar bear
so its stock up them torps again lads get drunk do the ladies and off we go again :hmm: with an entirely new crew of course
the game could go on for ever at this rate
all the nice girls like a sailor