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I think I may have discovered one of the great secrets of der Ubootwaffe. On the surface it appears that Balz has had several different 1WOs over the years, and yet they all seem to get new commands retroactively, or proactively depending on the date of the story.
The great secret is that Balz's execs do not go on to their own commands, but rather go on to special assignments in the local asylum. Either that or Balz has actually only ever had one EinsVeeOh, who suffers from multiple personality disorder. Each personality has a different writing style, and seems to have a different opinion of Kaleun Balz. Further investigation is needed.
Herr Professor Doktor Bertrand Hooleygalloolie
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Professor Hooleygalloolie was himself recently transferred from the Division Of Research Into The Study Of Mental Stability In The Ubootwaffe to the Division For Investigation Of Shellshock On The Russian Front. Reasons unknown.