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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl
That's easy.
Look at your man, now back to me, now look at your man, now back to me. Fortunately, he isn't me, because I'd hate to be killed by tickets. I have two tickets to that thing you love. Grab them before they turn into diamonds.
Now you're on a boat with the man who could smell who could smell like the guy in the Old Spice commercial. Pretend to kiss him, and then step around behind him when he closes his eyes whilst kicking the back of his knee. Either knee will work. Place your left arm arm underneath his left armpit to deny him leverage. Place your right arm around his neck but above his right shoulder and grab your right wrist with your left hand and push inwards. Use the leverage to exert pressure on the artery in his neck. If he starts coughing, you're doing it wrong and you need to go higher.because you're choking hm to death. If you do it right, his brain will shut down due to oxygen deprivation in about 8 seconds.
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Well now that's just a standard sleeper hold.
I was really hoping for something where you origami'd the tickets into a miniature katana and then shivved him in the brain through an eye socket. Creativity counts!
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Then you can open his mouth, fold up the tickets, into a paper-football-type shape, reach down his throat, and wedge them into the space between his epiglottis and and the back of his throat. That's the physical way.
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I suppose the non-physical way of killing a man with the tickets would be to make sure they're for a showing of
Sex And The City 2 and then force him to go with you.
