I think I got one or two.
Somewhere in the Pac, as always, I was sitting Helm when the CO walks into Control. He ask a few questions of the OOD then announced that the CO had the Conn. We were flankin it to somewhere so we had a bit of speed on and the Cap'n wanted to do some high speed maneuvers. So he orders a left full rudder, no course to come to just turning. Well he must of got tired of going left because then he ordered right full rudder. We went right for a while and then he brought us back to base course and turned the Conn back over to the OOD and left Control.
No sooner than the old man had left control, I hear snickering coming from the plot; the Quartermaster found something funny. I tell ya I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't see it my self. When I got off the helm I went over to the plot to see what was so funny. I look at the chart and here's this big penis complete with balls drawn on the chart that was our track.
Only in the Navy!