Billy Squire - "The Stroke" (It's The Song Guys Listen To While Fapping To 'Internets' Porn

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Clarence Carter - " Strokin' " (This Is Just The Follow-up Song Guys Listen To When 'Internets' Porn Lasts Longer Than The First Song!

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Ram Jam - "Black Betty" (This Is The Song Listened To When Engaged In Interracial 'Internets' Porn

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Bloodhound Gang "Bad Touch" (This Is What Guys Are Always Thinking About When Following Chicks In Short Skirts At The Mall

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