Oh! So you have met them... ĄThe zombie destroyers! These awesome british secret naval weapon were made in china with bamboo and a lot of toothpick. You can find them everywhere because they are managed by trained monkeys and rats. Churchill Knew that every u-boot captain canīt resist shooting a stopped destroyer... so youīll waste all your torpedoes while british mechants can travel safe across all seas. But donīt get overconfident! Monkeys are watching... donīt surface, the monkeys are hungry and armed! Too few bananas in british navy those days!
Need to say that some experts assure that this project never existed. Not enough toothpick and trained monkeys in 1937, when the project started. In any case SHV guys insist they were REAL and numerous.