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Originally Posted by DarkFish
In the Netherlands there are windmills all over the place
This is not true, it's generally only one per village at most 
We Dutchmen walk on wooden clogs
Not true (anymore), unless you're visiting some tourist village 
There are dikes protecting every inch of our country
Not true, only about 2/3rds of our country |
I'm moving to Maastricht next week, this stuff is bloody vital. Keep it coming!
Ireland - We are a nation of hopeless chancers - TRUE
however
We have the highest number of geniuses per square mile - TRUE (not our fault if not everyone reaches his/her potential
)
Top o'- the morning/to be sure/begorrah/bejaysus - Nobody talks like this. Ever.
Guinness - Very popular, very tasty. Note to world - do not serve Guinness without making sure you know how.