Americans are thought of as rubes by the most of the world; lacking in culture. Hogwash. Our culture is as wisteria: Invasive, aggressive, unkillable. We brought you Paris Hilton, Brangelina, Miley Cyrus and the 'History' Channel, who's mission to water down and confuse the western tradition goes unabated. In other words, we've brought you crap, and lots of it.
You're welcome, world.