Somewhere in Washington, a delicate old lady finger clicks a button on a remote...
LISTEN NOT TO NIKIMCBEE.... *crackle* MCBEE BRINGER OF MOLDY BAGELS AND.... *pop crackle buzzzz* ... AND AND AND AND..... *fzzzppp*
Owwww.... dang, the fillings in my teeth taste funny...
What just happened?
Back in Washington...
"Bagels? You made him say 'bagels'??? Are you serious!?"
"It was a technical error, Mr. President. We have our best team working on it right now, sir."