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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve
But a zombie is already dead, so if it lives then it's not a zombie thread...
But if it's dead then it can't "live long and prosper".
But if it lives then it's not...
I guess it's undead. "Long die the zombie thread?"
But if it dies then it's not a thread anymore... 
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"Decompose well and prosper"... ?
But if a zombie decomposes, how would it prosper? Unless it sells itself off as mulch, I suppose.
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But a zombie would only have a few pounds of mulch to sell, therefore it would not be a very prosperous business.
I think I just thought myself into a corner, Steve.