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He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
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So I guess he was cavorting around in his grunties.
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A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
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Well it's a good friend who'll pick up a testicle for you when it's been in someone's mouth.