Be glad he didn't start singing the national anthem too, he could have sent to the Dutch version of Gitmo for that!
Did he consider saying he was trying to raise the French flag and simply was holding it wrong?
I think your city council needs to relax a little, maybe get them some weed (or a prostitute). I have heard there is some available in your country.
BTW I think the western world need a few more DarkFish Seniors in it.
