I'm sure as a fan of blunt answers you can appriciate my response.
Your original post sounded disrespectful to movie makers like myself. Just because you are so proud of being blunt, it doesn't mean you will get some sort of help on this subject. When I read 'requests' like that, no way I'll even bother to split a movie for you.
This is from the same category of when someone posts a full mod and there is a comment that says 'who needs this'. Yes, it is rude.