2 friends are talking in a bar.
Friend 1: Every time I stay out all night drinking and then go home, i turn off the headlights, kill the engine, coast into the driveway, i take off my shoes and head up stairs where i slowly and silently change out of my clothes into some PJs and i ease into the bed so i dont wake up my wife... and every time she wakes up and rides my ass for the next hour and a half.
Friend 2: Your doing it all wrong man... when I go home i come skidding to a stop in the driveway, i slam open the front door, i run upstairs and go to the bathroom, then i kick off my shoes and strip down to my boxers. Then i bounce into the bed and rub my wife on the ass and say "Hey babe... how about a little tail tonight?!"
she is always sound asleep when i do that.
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