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Australia was founded as a British penal colony in 1771, as the worst punishment the pasty Brits could think of was sunshine and warm weather. It currently boasts a population of of roughly 20 million citizens- a remarkably high figure considering the scarcity of vaginal intercourse during those first few decades.
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asexual reproduction

...and you don't wanna know.
@Grant, those were a riot. The only thing funnier, is to mistake someone from South Africa from Austrialia.

Done that before, and they were pretty upset by it. "I'm not from AUSTRIALIA!"