[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I'm an American, and I'm tired of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

That'd be a lot funnier if I hadn't heard something remarkably similar in an actual conversation

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Ok, we've had some American jokes, so now I shall unleash the arsenal of democracy against the rest of the world!

A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play.
"Wonderful. What part is it?"
The boy says,"I play the part of the Jewish husband."
The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

Q:What's the difference between a Russian fairy tale and an English fairy tale?
A:English fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time". Russian fairy tales begin with "Soon..."

Q:Why did Comrade Stalin wear boots instead of shoes, as comrade Lenin did?
A:When Lenin was alive, the USSR was only ankle-deep in s***.

Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. Fu got sent back to China.

Q: Are German jokes funny?
A: Ja, ze have vays to make you laugh.

Q:Why does Undersealcpl use Q&A jokes?
A:Because T&A was not available.