Why did princess Diana cross the road?
She was not wearing a seat belt.
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What was princess Dianas favorite shampoo?
Head and shoulders, after the crash hers were splatered all over the dashboard
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When a black guy and a jew jump off the empire state building at the same time, who wins?
Society.
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What do you call 100 lawyers up to their neck in sand?
Not ennough sand.
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Child obesity is becoming a serious problem for pedophiles, sure they are easyer to catch, but who wants to fiddle with a fatty?
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What is charred,black and siting at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Edit: Some of these may have been posted allready, im too lazy to read everything here.
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