Late one night a fully loaded Cargo jet is over the ocean en route from China to LAX.
The Captain is a devout Jew.
The first officer is Chinese, and is new with the company.
This is the first night the two men had ever flown together and other than check list items over the past 2 hours they havn't spoken a single word to one another.
under the thousands of twinkling stars and the ever sprawling ocean the Chinese first officer can no longer stand the silence.
"So, Captain, why you no speak to me for this entire fright? this fright to LAX is a long fright and tings will be vewy bowing if we not going to talk to each other."
the Jew captain looks at the first officer with a stern look on his face
"I'm not talking to you because you're Chinese, i dont like you damned Chinese because you bombed pearl harbor."
the Chinese first officer is a bit taken back... he says
"Whaa!? Chinese no bomb pearl harbor thas crazy... Japanese bomb pearl harbor!"
the Jew Captain says...
"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... its all the same to me."
The Chinese first officer says
"Fine! I no wanna talk to you anyway because i no like stupid Jews!... Damn Jews sink that Titanic!"
The Jew captain looks at the first officer and says
"Jews didnt sink the Titanic you dumb ass... that was an iceberg!"
The chinese first officer says
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg... its all the same to me!"
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