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Originally Posted by OneToughHerring
What is the shortest book in the world?
Jewish sport heroes.
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Originally Posted by Schroeder
Are there any jokes about Germans, I sure would like to hear some.  |
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Originally Posted by Tchocky
German humour is no laughing matter!
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Y'see, I always thought the shortest book in the world was
The Complete Compendium Of German Humor.
Hans: I hate that we Germans have no sense of humor.
Fritz: Sure we do! We elected Hitler dictator, didn't we?
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Originally Posted by Schroeder
What is heaven?
A place where the Brits are the comedians, the Italians the cooks and Germans the mechanics.
What is hell?
A place where the Brits cook, the Germans are comedians and the Italian do the mechanical stuff.  |
The way I heard it:
Heaven: The police are all British, the chefs are all Italian, the mechanics are all German, the lovers are all French and everything is run by the Swiss.
Hell: The police are all German, the chefs are all British, the mechanics are all French, the lovers are all Swiss and everything is run by the Italians.
An American pilot is shot down over Germany. He is severely wounded, so they take him to the hospital. A week later they amputate one of his arms. He asks that it be placed in a box and returned to America. The doctors agree.
A week later they amputate his leg, and the same request is made and honored. Another week passes and his other arm goes the same route.
A week after that they take his other leg, but this time when he makes the same request they answer "Nein! Zis ve cannot do!" When he asks why, he is told "Ve sink you are trying to escape!"