[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it.



Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.



Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to
society. The other is for housing prisoners.



Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.



Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America