Good joke Platapus
(It's so true)
The truth is, once you start learning another language after the one you were born with, you start to understand more languages after that. I was born "English" speaking, but learned French at a young age. Then Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Greek all seemed to make sense.
German and Flemish kicked in next. I'm no expert in any of those languages but I can usually understand what is being said. Even Russian can make sense at times now.