Item of Value: Gold and Silver nuggets for barter
Luxury Item: Book of Human History
Melee Weapon: Cricket bat (Chainsaws are too messy and prone to get stuck)
Weapon#1: Ak-47 (can't break them easily and ammo is plentiful)
Weapon#2: Riot Shotgun for close encounters of the worst kind
Transport: Harley Davidson with side car.
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NASA's budget in 2011... $19 billion.
Result: Hi-resolution images from 127 million miles away.
AT&T's budget in 2011... $20 billion.
Result: Still can't get any signal from my bathroom.
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