Obligatory car analogy and Ubi reference,
What he's saying is he payed top dollar for this brand new car, but the steering doesn't work. The car only goes straight, but if he goes to one mechanic, they can fix the steering for free! Then he has to go to another mechanic for brakes, another mechanic for the tires, another mechanic for the engine, etc. Wash, rinse, repeat, Ad nauseam.
Kindly remind me why Ubi is charging $50 for this....
For that matter, shouldn't we be charging Ubi for being their beta testers....
P.S. She has to be a blonde, brunettes are smart enough to buy, or ride in, cars that, you know, TURN!
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