[Sailor Steve]

Oldest Texas joke I know:

Flight of UN delagates is over the ocean when and engine goes out.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the plane can't fly on three engines unless we lighten the load. I'm sorry, but we're going to have to jettison all your luggage."

A few minutes later another engine goes out.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I hate to say this, but some of us are going to have to sacrifice for the sake of others."

With that the navigator walks out of the cockpit, all the way to the rear door, opens it and loudly anounces "I have no family, so I do this that others may live!" And he jumps out the door.

While others are looking at each other, the British delegate walks to the door, shouts "God save the Queen!" and jumps out.

Not to be outdone, the French delegate runs to the door, shouts "Vive la France!" and follows him.

Then the American delegate, a big Texan, strolls to the door, shouts "Remember the Alamo!", grabs the Mexican delegate and throws him out.




Of course if bull$#!+ were white Texas would be the Ski Capital of the world!