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Faamecanic · 04-20-10, 10:32 AM

If UBI built a Sports car:

Here is your NEW SPORTS CAR. Sure looks Pretty dont it!

Oh we didnt have budget or schedule to finish the engine, so we installed 2 cycle mower engine that has a top speed of 20 mph.

But we installed the engine mounts, electrical, and fuel system for a V-12... and we know all you talented car buffs will be able to build it like we intended.

Oh and occasionally the transmission will go in reverse and crash you into a wall or other drivers. But we left the software open for modders to fix the bug that causes that..so that shouldnt be an issue.

And one more thing.... instead of a stearing wheel we welded on a metal disc to interface with. Yes yes....we know you dont like the way it looks...but hey...It works right. We made it so its easily removed and you can put on a new steering wheel with leather circumference that fits the car better.

Once the car modders get done....watch out Ferrari...we have one hot car to sell.

Wait.... why isnt anyone buying our car? Must be a niche market for this car...lets go make more console games.

I crack myself up.

04-20-10, 10:32 AM	#293
Faamecanic Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2005 Location: Off your Stb side with good solution Posts: 1,065 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	If UBI built a Sports car: Here is your NEW SPORTS CAR. Sure looks Pretty dont it! Oh we didnt have budget or schedule to finish the engine, so we installed 2 cycle mower engine that has a top speed of 20 mph. But we installed the engine mounts, electrical, and fuel system for a V-12... and we know all you talented car buffs will be able to build it like we intended. Oh and occasionally the transmission will go in reverse and crash you into a wall or other drivers. But we left the software open for modders to fix the bug that causes that..so that shouldnt be an issue. And one more thing.... instead of a stearing wheel we welded on a metal disc to interface with. Yes yes....we know you dont like the way it looks...but hey...It works right. We made it so its easily removed and you can put on a new steering wheel with leather circumference that fits the car better. Once the car modders get done....watch out Ferrari...we have one hot car to sell. Wait.... why isnt anyone buying our car? Must be a niche market for this car...lets go make more console games. I crack myself up.