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Originally Posted by frau kaleun
True, but I take full responsibility for the 2004 tsunami, and have sworn a solemn oath never to go commando on Christmas again.
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After tuning the Dish Network to an obscure deity frequency I begged the question: "Is it cool that frau kaleun will never go comando again on Christmas? Cuz, she like caused a tsunami here on Earth and...". I was muffled immediately. God appeared before me, thumped me on the chest with his wriggly tentacles and shouted, "You ***hole! I'm watching Big Bang Theory and you interrupt me with such nonsense?!? One more peep outta you, mister, and you will
never find a decent beer again!". He disappeared with a flash, leaving a pile of cigarette butts all over my floor.
So, I guess that means you're in the clear.
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Originally Posted by SteamWake
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Hadn't heard of that one.