Sims? Be glad it's not Dwarf Fortress.
Urist McHelmsman cancels Blow Ballast -- getting wine
Urist McTorpedo Dude cancels Load Torpedo Tube 3 -- job item lost or misplaced
Urist McGhost cancels Flank Speed ahead -- too insane
A British-speaking force of sub hunting has arrived!
I don't see why people dislike having to dive down the ladder when destroyers show up. In SHIII it was "ah, yawn, another enemy torpedo boat... [C key]", now it's "Damnit, damnit, damnit, get below deck everyone! [tracers buzz past conning tower] Yaaah, duck!".