You know my wife?
The corollary: A man can either be happy or right. Gotta pick one or the other. I'm fairly sure that doing both would involve something bad happening to time/space/the universe. God imploding, or something like that. Bad ju-ju.
I was going for nobble = nom nom nom + gobble. Kinda gets the point across without being too redundant.
Wambam's got the right tactical answer, as far as I'm concerned.