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Originally Posted by Randomizer
While not believing that there is a God, am pretty sure that if there is He is too busy raining hell-fire and brimstone on Iceland and getting ready to end all things in 2012 too worry much about NFL schedules. He once told Homer Simpson that He had no time to watch Sunday football anymore and was not even aware of a team in Arizona.
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I always like George Carlin's version: "'And on the seventh day He rested.' God isn't in church listening to you - he's out playing golf!"