Oh now this has to be the funniest thing I've read yet, would love to have seen it. No screenies eh? A shame, would have been classic stuff.

But I can of course imagine the scene, and just thinking about it makes me laugh. But lesson well learned about that command, never use it unless you have to, and for it's intended purpose.
But It looks like you truly did get stuck, and that command who's purpose was the get you unstuck actually got you stuck, and "Un- unstuckable" to boot.(Pun intended)
But thats what one gets for using a tool for what it's not intended for, it punished ya, but good.