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Old 04-06-10, 02:28 AM   #5
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* physician - ends your pain with more pain.
* dentist - fights you with plaque
* nurse - seduces you into evil
* pharmacist - prescribes pain
* dietitian - starves you
* engineer - evil death robots
* environmental health officer - lets loose an army of plague bearing rodents.
* mental health specialist, including clinical psychologist and clinical social worker - controls your mind
* health services officer - i dunno i guess orders you to your doom?
* scientist/researcher - zombie virus isn't ready yet.
* therapist (includes occupational therapy, physical therapy, speech-language pathology, and audiology) more mind control.
* veterinarian - cute puppies that rip your face open.
My gods I get it now I know why people are freaking out!!

Oh no the conservatives were right, they are trying to kill us all!!!!
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