I guess my question is: when do I get my own private army? Would a pack of Chihuahuas count?
Here's another question to consider: has anyone ever been mauled to death by a pack of Chihuahuas? Because that would be terribly embarrassing. I guess on the bright side it's not something you'd have to live with.
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