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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve
If you see them, do not try to apprehend or approach. Call the police. These men are not armed but are dangerously stupid. The one on the right...no, left...I mean your right as you face them...well, the big one is, we think, the ringleader. The smaller...um, shorter one is known to pant and drool a lot. If you get too close he might knock you down and lick your face.
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If they follow me home, can I keep them? Obviously the big one needs a thorough deworming but what about the little one? Has he had all his shots?
I need to know ASAP, the 2-for-1 spay'n'neuter special expires tomorrow.