[commandosolo2009]

Originally Posted by Platapus

Time to review some basic naval tactics

1. Look at your target. If the guns on your target's ship are bigger than your entire ship, you might want to reconsider

2. If your target's secondary or lower weapons are bigger than your primary weapon, you might want to reconsider.

3. If your biggest weapon can still be carried by one man, you might want to reconsider attacking a warship.

4. Consider the nomenclature. Generally speaking a guided missile frigate > sciff

2 DROPS OF PEE CAME OUT. I WET MYSELF OUTTA LAUGHING