unemployment staff "Why didn't you go to the interview?
Bum: "Cause (sniff) they wanted reliable workers, and as you know I suffer from unreliable workers syndrome.
unemployment staff: "oh yes i have your certificate here signed by Dr Hussain Ali Al-Niaimi Mostafa Hash. okay that's fine have a great Easter.
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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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