"Help wanted. Looking for useless idler to show up whenever.'
"I'm sorry. That discriminates against productive people and we might get sued."
"OK then. Help wanted."
'I'm sorry. That discriminates against people who feel unwanted."
"Ooookaaay. Help."
"I'm sorry. That discriminates against the helpless."
"ALRIGHT, never mind."
"I'm sorry. That discriminates against those who do mind."
SLAM
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