"Yes it seems he only knows how to make soup! He never makes patato,s or something. No wonder my crew morale is low! Hey have to live only on soup!"
You guys have obviously never had authentic German pea soup.
Your loss! Feel free to pass yours over to my boat when we rendezvous for the attack in map sector A37D4. My crew and I run happily on that green sludge!
It's not until we're down to onions and stale crackers that things start to get difficult in the kitchen.